Arrive between 2pm and 2.15pm for welcome drinks and to begin the small talk.
2.00pmOur bilingual, 'Franglais' celebration. Dan won't understand half the words, but he's read the script on Google Translate.
2.30pmWe'll provide buckets of confetti for you to launch at us whilst our photographer snaps away at the end of the ceremony. Then join us outside for what we promise will be a quick group shot.
3.15pmEnjoy French and English canapés, with pink bubbles to facilitate the awkward mingling of strangers.
3.30pmIn continental fashion, our 5-part menu will be spread out across the evening. Remember, there is no such thing as 'full' at a wedding!
5.30pmStarts from 7.30pm for the kiddies; you still have one more course to suffer through.
7.30pmWine, beer and (pink!) prosecco on tap all day and evening long. There'll also be a full cash bar available in the evening.
8.00pmDan's forcing Claire through the formality of this one: we'll cut the cake and then the dessert buffet will be open, because you definitely need more food.
8.30pmWe wanted to call this a dance, but thought we'd manage expectations.
8.40pmBring your sparkly shoes, the band have promised us that everyone will be dancing all night long!
8.45pmJoin us back outside for this shameless photo opportunity. You'll stand in the cold trying not to burn your hands, we'll finally be #instaworthy!
9.30pmThis was meant to be 12.30, but Claire thought 'carriages at midnight' sounded better.